The Kingdom



Oh no it’s Jamie Foxx in another modern day war film. On no it’s Jamie Foxx in another Top Gun rip off. From the director who brought you Friday Night Lights (and The Rundpwn). Also Jennifer Garner shows up for some more crying on camera. You’d think everything would be Ok with Michael Mann producing but this looks like garbage out of the gates that’s meant to hit a very easy to hit nerve. Now where’s my Three Kings…

Halloween





I don’t understand what’s going on. I grew up like that. I came out alright. Seriously here I am hoping for the best out of Rob Zombie but the trailer isn’t helping matters much when you have the burping guy doing voice over. You know who I am talking about. For an example check out the trailer to White Noise . You’d also think that a movie called Halloween would be released I don’t know. I might stretch out here and say Halloween. Instead you get the horrific date of August 30th. What a frightful
day that is…
Gracie


 Wow. What a steaming pile of heartstring tugging shit that is. When the brother dies I actually started chuckling as the trailing made their relationship look oddly sexual. Kinda disturbing, and the fields of Glory music is hilarious. The trailer has every sports cliche you could possibly imagine. I haven’t seen a trailer go for the throat like that since Miracle or even The Rookie,  both of which I would like to remind you sucked a lot of ass.

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